\ hi beautiful

politicalhexkitten:

Tbh money would solve all of my problems right now like I could move out and pay for school and take care of my mental health and overall I would just be happy and in a better place so I get really annoyed when people are like “money can’t make you happy” uh you obviously never experienced financial instability and dependence so please shut the fuck up you pretentious shit.

officialronstoppable:

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

plantybabe:

Girls are such beautiful creatures but u only ever see a hot guy like once a blue moon on the 3rd last tuesday of july at exactly 12:35 or u miss it

My Wedding Speech

Me: I'm in love with this guy ever since i was a teen. he's so handsome and cute. He's so artistic and he does things from the bottom of his heart. He's talented and when im sad or angry he can always cheer me up.
Guests: Awwwwwwwww
Me: But unfortunately I can't marry Zayn Malik so i'm stuck with this little shit

perks of dating me

atomiicfrogz:

• cuddles
• sometimes im funny
• i wont cheat bc i hate everyone
• surprise hugs
• random kisses
• actually respond to your texts
• play video games/listen to music
• more cuddles
• butt touches
• lightsaber duels
• we can eat lots of snacks

hypnomaniac:

'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

memelordmikey:

*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

jphani:

do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

vaycunt:

Do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

thm.